Top 7 Tennis Jokes

 

Q: Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
A:. When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.

 

Q: What did the one cat say to another at a tennis match?

A: “My mother’s in that racket.”

 

Q: Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?
A: To them, “love” means nothing.

 

Q: How many tennis players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: “What do you mean the bulb was out?  It wasn’t out, it was in!”

Q: What’s the definition of endless love?

A: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing tennis

 

Q: Why is tennis such a noisy game?

A: Because each player raises a racket.

 

To err is human. To blame your partner is doubles.

 

 
10 Ways You Know You are an Avid Member of SDDTA

1.   You own an outfit for every racquet you use.

2.   You hold your pencil with an eastern grip.

3.   You yell, “C’mon!” every time you ever succeed in the smallest task.

 
4.   Whenever you get into an argument in life, you call the line judge

5.   You practice your swing with an imaginary racquet at least five times an hour.

 
6.   You can impersonate every player.

 
7.   You have the calendar marked for all the tournaments for the next five years.

 
8.   You can name the top hundred players but can’t remember the names of your nephews and nieces.

 
9.   You know the names of your children because you’ve named all your kids after professional tennis players.

10.  You attend the SDDTA banquet every year.